Subject: Must read - Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke. Take bus, see employment folk.
我橫渡海洋,貧寒並且打破了。作為公共汽車,看見就業夥計。
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> Nice man treat me good in there.
> Say I need to see welfare.
好人對待我好那裡。
說我需要看福利。
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> Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door. "
福利說, ' 您來沒有,我們寄发現金到您的門。 "
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> Welfare checks - they make you wealthy! Medicare - it keep you healthy!
福利救济金-他們使您富裕! 醫療保障-它保留您健康! >
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> By and by, I get plenty money.
> Thanks to you, you Canadian dummy!
很快,我得到丰足金钱。 幸亏您,您加拿大钝汉
> Write to friends in motherland.
> Tell them 'come fast as you can. "
給朋友寫在祖國。 告訴他們' 快速地來,您能。 "
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> They come in turbans and Toyota trucks,
> And buy big house with welfare bucks!
他們进來頭巾和豐田卡車, 並且有福利救济大型裝配架的購買大房子!
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> They come here, we live together.
> More welfare checks, it gets better!
他們來這里,我們在一起生活。 更多福利救济金,它更好变!
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> Fourteen families, they moving in,
> But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
十四個家庭,他們移動, 但是neighbor' 逐漸消失s的耐心。
> Finally, Canadian guy moves away.
> Now I buy his house, then I say,
终于,加拿大人搬走。 现在我買他的房子,然后我說,
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> 'Find more immigrants for house to rent. "
> And in the yard I put a tent.
' 寻找房子的更多移民能租賃。 " 並且在圍場我投入了帳篷。
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> Everything is very good,
> And soon we own the neighborhood.
一切是非常好, 並且我們很快擁有鄰里。
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> We have hobby, it's called breeding.Welfare pay for baby feeding.
> Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
我們有愛好, it' s叫飼養。嬰孩哺養的福利救济薪水。 孩子需要牙醫? 妻子需要藥片? 我們任意得到! 我們沒得到票據!
Canadian crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.
> We think Canada darn good place.
> Too darn good for Canadian race!
> I f they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Afghanistan ! 加拿大瘋狂! 他們运作整年,继续福利跑這裡。 我們認為加拿大非常合适场所。 太織補有益于加拿大種族! 如果他們沒有喜歡我們,他們可以逃走。 得到的許多室在阿富汗!
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PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY CANADIAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW
請送此到您认识的每個加拿大納稅人
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